i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
timeywimeymindpalace: since apparently we americans cant understand what a philosopher is harry potter and the guys rock harry potter and the secret basement harry potter and the jail guy harry potter and the fire cup harry potter and the bird watching club harry potter and the triangle circle line
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
the-yolocaust: list of successful pickup lines “hahah so….nice weather were having…just like you…shit i meant you look nice today just like the weather…no wait” start breakdancing for 5 hours straight and if she tries to leave then drag her back show her your nipple collection that you store in your trunk try to tear out a sheet of aluminum foil without crumpling it in any way [laminated...
the reason I still believe in magic at the age of 23? that moment when you first hear a song, you get those goosebumps, and you can’t think of anything other than that one song for weeks. how could that be anything but magic?
I'm baaaaaack! I know I said that like a year ago...
i wrote a post about my top 3 hot man hair number one will not surprise my fellow tumblrers (who of course have wonderful taste) http://kalanistodolist.blogspot.com/2011/12/hot-hair.html