Kalani, 23, female, fulltime bamfSLYTHERIN{ wear }Tumblr (3.0; @kalanilikescake)http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2b0ec8ebf92825a7211c7077a424fd3/tumblr_mltu16XE871qa7lv4o1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50716154404http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50716154404Sat, 18 May 2013 18:39:57 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c30ed9e813426e34fe4f8cc32a7f427/tumblr_mgvch0pI0F1rqiulxo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a14188a8f3cf720f02cc06a79859148d/tumblr_mgvch0pI0F1rqiulxo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ae83bd274e2b5de3d4a9ce402757db5/tumblr_mgvch0pI0F1rqiulxo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d14121188750c9642ce8ba68543b92da/tumblr_mgvch0pI0F1rqiulxo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50716132300http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50716132300Sat, 18 May 2013 18:39:13 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aac5ae45dbc66f2190ae8afa0f593703/tumblr_mkykgmgm9Q1s7yyqno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://camiekahle.tumblr.com/post/50554381170/asmilingmalice-i-maintain-that-this-is-the" target="_blank">camiekahle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asmilingmalice.tumblr.com/post/47991075607/i-maintain-that-this-is-the-greatest-gif-on-my" target="_blank">asmilingmalice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.</p> </blockquote> <p>DFLKHGKSLA???!</p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50710541907http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50710541907Sat, 18 May 2013 15:59:27 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b41f43964ab2722d8633c6a58937bfa/tumblr_mmhcmvEpnN1rgj2dko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba035c2e6022fe1cc0386ab4379af74d/tumblr_mmhcmvEpnN1rgj2dko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13ce45c081a1e1bb4b5f290f5761749b/tumblr_mmhcmvEpnN1rgj2dko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7b0905e5efb3aea7b45a577db678f20/tumblr_mmhcmvEpnN1rgj2dko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95bc5ecf75cfd58cce1ff15dfab86e66/tumblr_mmhcmvEpnN1rgj2dko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0122ef7d1c341340b3a225462daa1bb/tumblr_mmhcmvEpnN1rgj2dko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50710422817http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50710422817Sat, 18 May 2013 15:56:45 +1000<blockquote> <p>i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me</p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50637168716http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50637168716Fri, 17 May 2013 16:15:04 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/825e6a8a1c18d54134dabcefd56baf72/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef4206a0230cd4a519ac2b5313db514e/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bc3b1a139d532a96c124c0ad20a864d/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d0dbe7de69588146c2eaabd779ea624/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e9fa64b0ca2e098c81060dcf5bb3d35/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1017e701daf17dd9d2b332ace3dc082e/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/48369bbb4dc88dc2237e0dca6cf0d8b4/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32d5caba77abdee68a1170a5a876eee1/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d14c8290445f834f455783355229f8b/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo9_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4348d4d658ed562b1ce2c3d041a45610/tumblr_mjdl1eMyJJ1s5menjo10_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellonwheelsga.tumblr.com/post/45395205440" target="_blank">hellonwheelsga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heartsofthebroken.tumblr.com/post/45327794287/paperangelsandplastichearts" target="_blank">heartsofthebroken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paperangelsandplastichearts.tumblr.com/post/45327730692/youaretheasstomybutt-i-dont-usually-post" target="_blank">paperangelsandplastichearts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div><br/><p>I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.</p> </blockquote> <p>That white Obama looks like Obama and Justin briber mixed.</p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50489463300http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50489463300Wed, 15 May 2013 21:05:52 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2a4c9963d275d4b81c96078db0085ef/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e0dd62f93de06527c0f285cdaaec2d0/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1de3a17c755eb420ede87ee7d9fb2ce/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/329c7dde74564c5461b5ab21784738b4/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91b3854649c635f5007c7e761e6c30f5/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d95d2bad6af4e11bd8a463918998dc2/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44676570471c0e079131abdd7b02bcc3/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db704945289da9b7cc38c9c1f2fa8992/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/464b04659adead41d7a59d28161233ee/tumblr_mkr8r8wdNB1rlr2dlo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50240308705http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50240308705Sun, 12 May 2013 19:26:34 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timeywimeymindpalace.tumblr.com/post/46551666059/since-apparently-we-americans-cant-understand-what" target="_blank">timeywimeymindpalace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>since apparently we americans cant understand what a philosopher is</p> <p>harry potter and the guys rock</p> <p>harry potter and the secret basement </p> <p>harry potter and the jail guy</p> <p>harry potter and the fire cup</p> <p>harry potter and the bird watching club </p> <p>harry potter and the triangle circle line </p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50240150264http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50240150264Sun, 12 May 2013 19:24:24 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thenaebyrd777.tumblr.com/post/50180661983/inhalers-tips-for-flirting-carve-your-number" target="_blank">thenaebyrd777</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inhalers.tumblr.com/post/50170430751/tips-for-flirting-carve-your-number-into-a-potato" target="_blank">inhalers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>tips for flirting:</strong> carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with</p> </blockquote> <p>the fact that this would work on me has me concerned</p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50225290055http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50225290055Sun, 12 May 2013 14:26:47 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f8549f85c533e2ba66091261e70f933/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99f07f1d9066103a8657f3aa0712349f/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd9369c43cd9f82557ae3f0d33381b31/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c38dc2f9105a8bc9b3273144af0795b/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78f74aaf06ca5fbe2cd866faef007019/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e117383ba1028ed84288e6470501ed7d/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e059c41fcdf2fc95684ef27c84c07b5c/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fccf6700d8766b115308c2e9198c4c27/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eefdcef9ec843c4164e99d49e13935af/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1aa069b85f7b5c93a6a4767e5936a00/tumblr_mmkt60dWmu1qlj8quo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>So, there’s been a reference to each Doctor’s era in chronological order since </small></em><small>The Rings of Akhaten</small><em><small>. If this holds true, there should be a mention of Six’s in </small></em><small>Nightmare in Silver</small><em><small>, and Seven’s in the finale…</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50156053714http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50156053714Sat, 11 May 2013 20:11:33 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/474c471b57bc12213861b3b864f2a15c/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86be3b05581a2e394806ded10fa567b7/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/961b50688ac249d0d94238ccdca7869a/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a8f756690f915b2a910c23accf2addf/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d45889c1d3d33ef9cb45d9b4f5b47ba2/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec042507dfad789926c2514c56cadf2a/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9106d85752f907d223236deebd77a0e/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3054130a9d7d9999325a73785637b5d6/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b133f1898d42a5425c2420ecc2484c6a/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45aa4dc402a398329eed73ff2f466c41/tumblr_mmdr2tEtiQ1rt3cdso10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Now That’s What I Call Tumblr</p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50154522205http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50154522205Sat, 11 May 2013 19:20:37 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/179e91f0cf73195b31804309365c269b/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/446a3a0dc3ecca75e7282e08bf708f47/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2fe472f91ea2ee6ba46a63b2e94c620/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65554aecc53a5274567245b12330b79b/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d52f2ee9ca844103e9f59dad3e0820b/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5805fa46b956e1416d256ccab5536b5/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/831f19868489ea493e7502b0b0bbab53/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f776644f297abfee223bb617b4d38c38/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32551ce39e428e0543cbeab8c275f777/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88c72348c31ea29f4e488be0988a3793/tumblr_mjlea0u0PM1rssczgo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stephanieannporter.tumblr.com/post/50151530278/marry-me" target="_blank">stephanieannporter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Marry me</p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50152118262http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50152118262Sat, 11 May 2013 18:01:37 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27380f3dce4bb8a061057d03a677b288/tumblr_mmj9al7XsL1s6wq07o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4106e29f16541c74ce43f6fb4870f04/tumblr_mmj9al7XsL1s6wq07o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d35725e78ad4c5d18e7a7aeb4cec7745/tumblr_mmj9al7XsL1s6wq07o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5981f306f1f24fff65b75af872ca4d9/tumblr_mmj9al7XsL1s6wq07o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ddd43e7447a32c02f8ea2d39aabb17c/tumblr_mmj9al7XsL1s6wq07o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6535f455f0e63c65a334339d8bb13772/tumblr_mmj9al7XsL1s6wq07o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c89fb32ab5f81dcfabb1094b350f038e/tumblr_mmj9al7XsL1s6wq07o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31aa45cc080a1873ddc4800f04972774/tumblr_mmj9al7XsL1s6wq07o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50149712266http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50149712266Sat, 11 May 2013 16:51:25 +1000i cant look at any merlin gifs without getting chest pains anymore<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30cda9a0d1d3270f7c3dab874fa7ec8b/tumblr_mmlgfyJByw1snyyflo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84f38cc1355615a6555ffe99b364d40d/tumblr_mmlgfyJByw1snyyflo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f0c836a6a73ec79cabb30644a16152c/tumblr_mmlgfyJByw1snyyflo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52fe47c786108848394bb2419f9769d8/tumblr_mmlgfyJByw1snyyflo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30128f0ad2ca491769c8f64e40419fc4/tumblr_mmlgfyJByw1snyyflo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42a094567f370458178eec0ca36ba59b/tumblr_mmlgfyJByw1snyyflo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13f0f3856bde0d3c0e4ab952ad00e055/tumblr_mmlgfyJByw1snyyflo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bbe45beb04a51baafc3f7bb17107361/tumblr_mmlgfyJByw1snyyflo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50141952309http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50141952309Sat, 11 May 2013 14:16:28 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://futurefantastic.tumblr.com/post/50075034163/deerhoof-jensensations-ryan-gosling-wont" target="_blank">futurefantastic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deerhoof.tumblr.com/post/50074986539" target="_blank">deerhoof</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensensations.tumblr.com/post/50074006327/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-x" target="_blank">jensensations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing" target="_blank">x</a>)</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>this is a really good thing</p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50079734160http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50079734160Fri, 10 May 2013 19:40:53 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/098eb0b926c4a58c2ef71a6cc5afdf67/tumblr_mjli0eK31I1r1oesuo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b52545b1b5733724c7482d5dbfb4a2c9/tumblr_mjli0eK31I1r1oesuo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f4a2a27888a78d590eb2f19d6ab5a39/tumblr_mjli0eK31I1r1oesuo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/750f2a5e25efe949816fb8ff9b0431f9/tumblr_mjli0eK31I1r1oesuo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc5d0ea648c336f0f34f31d6f9bfd1ae/tumblr_mjli0eK31I1r1oesuo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50079601920http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50079601920Fri, 10 May 2013 19:35:47 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lhx5bkfn1r8h8cyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lhx5bkfn1r8h8cyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lhx5bkfn1r8h8cyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lhx5bkfn1r8h8cyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lhx5bkfn1r8h8cyo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lhx5bkfn1r8h8cyo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lhx5bkfn1r8h8cyo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lhx5bkfn1r8h8cyo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50002252789http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/50002252789Thu, 09 May 2013 19:17:38 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-yolocaust.tumblr.com/post/49396826483" target="_blank">the-yolocaust</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>list of successful pickup lines</strong></p> <ul><li><span>“hahah so….nice weather were having…just like you…shit i </span>meant<span> you look nice today just like the weather…no wait”</span></li> <li><span>start breakdancing for 5 hours straight and if she tries to leave then drag her back</span></li> <li><span>show her your nipple collection that you store in your trunk</span></li> <li><span>try to tear out a sheet of aluminum foil without crumpling it in any way</span></li> <li><span>[laminated paper wobbling noise]</span></li> <li><span>“bitch i might be”</span></li> </ul></blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/49924029329http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/49924029329Wed, 08 May 2013 19:38:04 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8j3prHXWq1qlstado1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/49923998680http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/49923998680Wed, 08 May 2013 19:36:49 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/111dca4e8d095f6c7825a1612085747f/tumblr_mm2mk2pEQY1qgs4sno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ae1a0ae1137e2d714d6d23fd3c1e16d/tumblr_mm2mk2pEQY1qgs4sno1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/908d7a768f9251b3f62152b2d4c2e573/tumblr_mm2mk2pEQY1qgs4sno3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/932e27a5e734a080f56a9b5c3e9925ba/tumblr_mm2mk2pEQY1qgs4sno4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b8fb4be4a00064c570ebac88889f91c/tumblr_mm2mk2pEQY1qgs4sno6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/478acf7510289ad5d8f09095a8e127cf/tumblr_mm2mk2pEQY1qgs4sno5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Fq5mE6C4UXI#!" target="_blank">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/49923192968http://kalanilikescake.tumblr.com/post/49923192968Wed, 08 May 2013 19:04:29 +1000